Alright BUFord You run away Bride, new race new war!!!

[Chris Rice]

O.K you SomeB@!ch!!! Looks like paying off the tower guy worked to get my azz a bit closer to TAIL GRABIN YO AZZ!!!! We got a new race and a hell a good war coming up. You betta change yo plugs, yo oil, yo tires, and when Im done with you, yo gad dang name!!!! its on Suka. You betta check your Honey Moon flight plans for the ride home, and you betta bring a freakn' winter hat cause your azz is going to ALaska for another three weeks, see ya in the fall Tick Tird!!!!! :rolleyes:

[Craig Rice]

You got that right Mr. Bandit, we definately got a new war going, and a good one a that.

So now you have to change my flight plans to make sure I am not going to be at the race huh, wow that is low Mr. Bandit, are you scared? :)

Do you think you might have your work cut out for ya this year, well guess what Mr. Bandit, YOU DO!! And let's just say for one time in Mr. Bandit's career, Sheriff Buford T. Justice, is going to lock your sorry A$$ up, once and for all!!

Hold my hat!

[Chris Rice]

You betta open yo trunk to put all the evidence from me kickin yo azz up and down the dang track, in it. Ya know what they say about the bigger somthing is the harder it falls, well you better lower your BU so it dosent crack the paint, cause its comin' down!!!!!

[Craig Rice]

The only thing your coming down from Mr. Bandit, is your drunken state, so put the VODKA down, and get in the car you sum bitch, because you are finally going to jail, where ya belong.

[Brian Horne]

I think you guys had been watchin way to many of dem those Smokey & the Bandit movies :cool:

[Ryan Hadley]

or they just need to go out at night and stop playin on there computers!

[Greg Barsamian]

IT's got everyone wondering whaz next?
Stay Tuned
Sg

[Chris Rice]

OK Buf. This is has gone too far, first you sabataged my motor in my car, now your going for my truck, you crank Yanker!! I dont know what you did to my truck on the pit stop on the way home on Sunday but you still cant stop me.

[Brian Horne]

I really didn't need to see the village people last night ;) , but seeing santa clause take a tumble was amusing :eek: Congrats to Mike with his win on the mighty track #2, I guess it pays to be a skinny guy :rolleyes:

[Chris Rice]

Hey there Buf!! Ya know, when you go away somewhere, especilay the week before an impotrant race, you never and I mean never!!! have your enimie house sit for ya!!! I think I'm gonna have to go to AUTO Zone and get your Bu a new look. They have gold door edge gard there ya know!!! :D And those spining hub capps would look DA Balls :cool: on your ride!!! Oh, and to top it off, they have some pretty neat steering wheel covers at Target that would fit the image of your granny malibu!!!
P.S. Betta think twice about trustin a Rice!!! :eek:

[Ryan Hadley]

hey dont forget the pink fuzzy dice to hang from his mirror!

[Craig Rice]

Now Mr. Bandit, do you really think that giving my little granny Bu a new look is going to bother me? Hell it might help the look alittle. :)

But I am not sure your going to want to do that stuff, to that poor car,I mean I wouldn't want to it to look funny in the WINNERS CIRCLE picture on that 24th there sucka!! :eek:

[Brian Horne]

Do you need any help Chris? I'll be glad to get in on this action :D I have a few ideas floating around in my head :confused:

[Craig Rice]

I would love to see what Mr. Horne has up his sleeve Mr. Bandit, I might just leave the garage door open, I would love to see what you two tick turds could put together. :)

[Ryan Hadley]

i would recomend a nice pair of metalic blue windshield wiper blades , Craig dont worry they add 10 to 15hp depending on aplication process , or atleast thats what all the rice rocket people tell me!

[Chris Rice]

When Bri, an I get done with da bu its gonna look like pooo! :eek: I already called Auto ZONE to get "the look". They've got a pakage just for your car. The name on the box is, "Pimp your ride, or someone elses incase your own car is tooo cooola". We all know the duce Is lookin pretty. ;) So if you had to pick a color from these, which one would it be???
Ragin' REd, Poo BLuE, Gay GreeN, Or bUforD Brown??? :confused: which would it be? Choose wiseley, and make sure it matches gold door edge gard. :D
Your new race team is called "Possoms' PeKA Racing"

[Chris Rice]

Welcome back Buf. I got your BU runnin' like a champ. It runs like our old power drill start lawn mower, ;) couple puffs, fires right up. :D If it doesent run to your specs you can always run it in the grass, beacause thats where your gonna be, everones going to be beepn' yo azz out of the way to get to the lanes, :eek: so you can go idle up and down the grassy areas. Oh, and speekin of idle, yours is set at 7,000, so be careful when you first start it ;) . With the new fluggel binder intake that is the recomended starting idle, ya never know with Auto Zone. C-Ya in the grass, you hoppa!!!!!!!

[Greg Barsamian]

That was some party last Saturday night! Had a BLAST!
Thanks for havin us along
Congrats again


P.S. Who's next Da Bandit or Dubuque?
Sg

[Craig Rice]

Sg, I wouldn't of had it any othr way, Christine and I were very greatful to have you and your wife there with us, along with Mr. Horne, Mr. Dirtman, Pelto, and Erikson, I have known you guys since I was knee high to a grasshopper, and everyone made that day speical for us, thanks again.

"The Ironman" and my "NEW" Rice's